There's a RUMOR MILL that made me think that you are THE WORST THING ABOUT ME. So BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME and I just want to SEE YOU AROUND. I've been scanning my CALENDAR PAGES and I remember the first day that you CARRY ME HOME. It was so great but you just take it EASY. We've seen the BOTH SIDES OF THE STORY and I think that WE NEED A BREAK. Don't ever KISS ME AGAIN when the LIGHTS OUT. You've hit the EXITS AND ENTRANCES of our relationship and there's no way FOR THE WIN. You know me, I'm like a GRENADE when I'm mad but THIS ISN'T ROCKET SURGERY. I NEVER BE WHAT YOU WANT so start to take yourself ON YOUR OWN. YOU'VE GOT IT MADE this and now you have two options: its ALL OR NOTHING but don't you worry, THIS ISN'T GOODBYE ITS BRB and I'm leading ON MY WAY out.
Got it?!